Urban Dictionary

Bread back

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The loaf of back fat between a woman's bra and gigantic underwear.

British are notorious for having bad teeth.

I've never heard that. You mean like bread back?

No, they don't say that.

Well, not to your face.

Cockaphobic

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A way of describing someone with an intense and persistent fear of the cock.

It is always worthy of word of the month everywhere.

Alexandra is cockaphobic.

Smoke Device Engineering

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The engineering discipline associated with the brainstorming, designing, prototyping, manufacturing, or testing of any device with the designed purpose of smoke inhalation.

The discipline most college students turn to when their current major isn't going their way or finals are approaching.

The creation of a miscellaneous smoking device from ordinary materials.

Student 1: Yo dude this Electrical Engineering isn't working out for me I think I'm just move home and study Smoke Device Engineering.
Student 2: I don't know man when we were studying the other day it was really making sense.

Facebook Touretts

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Touretts)

Supercalifornian

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

a person who believes wholeheartedly that nothing can ever come close to the supposed majesty of California; typically a misinformed, stuck-up, materialistic, elitist who watches entirely too many movies and has way too many stupid handbags and over-sized sunglasses.

Cali Girl: Ohhhhhmigawwwd I toooootally haaaaate this stuuuupid weather and all these ugly peeeople with these pathetic acceeeents! Get me back to Caliiiii!

Normal Girl: Wow.... Supercalifornian bitch for real!

gigglespooge

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The intense feeling of warmth you get after laughing really hard.

"Man! I laughed my ASS off! It was so funny I had gigglespooge!"

k bomb

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Shortened version of knowledge bomb, technically a noun but more often used as a verb. Indicates a sudden deployment of knowledge all over a recipient's face, much like bukake.

Johnson: Dude, you can't imply that she's a slut.
Jack: Well, you can't imply that I said that!
Johnson: I didn't imply, I inferred, faggot. K bombed.

bellignorant

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

the act of being belligerently ignorant or aggressively oblivious

Unaware of how idiotic he sounded, Kanye West became bellignorant when he overtook Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech.

reciprolike

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

To "like" something someone has posted online because they "liked" something you posted.

Person 1:

I can't believe you "liked" that picture on Facebook.

Person 2:

She "liked" my post the other day. I had to reciprolike.

M.O.

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Method of Operation

Tianna's M.O. is always go in, be an annoying little bitch, walk out, and watch everyone hate her.

Annedog

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Annedog is a nick name for Annie. Gaven by her boyfriend. Used when trying to be gangster.

I love you Annedog. :)

Dave

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The guy that always has to make every conversation in xbox live party...GAY! By pertaining to Dicks, penises acts of gayness and every thing else gay.

Dray: Hey I like to eat meat.
Dave: Yeah you do, penises

scott sarfert

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

gay, waterboy, boyband, princess.

really giant.

this is not a lie.

Scott sarfert is a giant that loves to sing gay songs while he delivers water to huge masculine football players.

but he has a big dick.

Allison

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

n. A girl with a huge ass or butt
v. To show a large ass of a girl

Dang! Check out that Allison!

Amplive

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

(v.) To destroy, to dominate, to be the best ever, to be above god, to be above even Chuck Noris. Your ego allows you to turn all insults into complements, and all compliments into "Your a God."

(n.) The best. Ever.

"Wtf, that guy is amazing. He shouldn't be allowed to play with us. Hes.... he's just ampliving all over us."

Beggar: That guy must be god.

Beggar #2: No... he's more than that...he is... Amplive.

Ifnar

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Intense for no apparent reason

Damn pegah, thats so ifnar.

Parisa, stop being so ifnar. NOT COOL
Janani IS WAY TOO IFNAR!

fault

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

(see also: Bimal)

1. the consequences of Bimal's actions.

2. Bimal's responsibility for failure or a wrongful act: It is Bimal's fault that we have not finished.

3. an error or mistake caused by Bimal: a fault in addition.

4. to commit a "Bimal"; blunder; err.

Bimal introduced John to Yoko. Clearly the break up of the Beatles is Bimal's fault.

Kanye was applauding the awarding of Miss Swift until Bimal said, "dude, are you gonna take that?! What about Beyonce?! Go up there and make an impromptu speech on live TV - just like I told you to do last time." Mr West's simple mind can't be to blame for what he says. It's Bimal's fault.

I will tell you what caused the Hindenburg disaster. Two words: Bimal's fault.

"Hey, isn't that Bimal?" "Yes." "Oooh... so then it must have been..." "His fault?" "Yeah. How did you know I was going to say that?" "Dude. Seriously. I mean, it's Bimal." "Yeah, you're right, I'm such a douche!" "Totally a douche. But forget that let's go be awesome. " (followed by high fiveing)

Rondo Awards

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards were created by David Colton and Kerry Gammill at the Classic Horror Film Boards in 2002. Unlike other awards which are commercially sponsored and selected by a jury of officials, the Rondo Awards turn voting to the fans and horror community. With categories covering productions, comics, websites, blogs, magazines, articles, and DVD releases the Rondo Awards cover all forms of horror media.

To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .

"Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated is up for a Rondo Award... Best Independent Production of 2009. Did you vote yet?"

"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."

"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."

OMJ

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

It it stand for Oh My Jacob. Commonly used by Team Jacob fans.

It was started because Jacob has a body like a Greek "God", therefore it is Oh My Jacob instead of Oh My God.

Girl 1~ OMJ!! OMJ!!
Girl 2~ OMJ what?
Girl 1~ IATO just posted the first trailer of Eclipse!!
Girl 1 and 2~ OMJ!!! OMJ!!! OMJ!!! OMJ!!!

Geopun

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

(noun) A form of wordplay involving a nation, region, or geographic location.

"I don't mean to Russia, but I've been getting a lot of Prussia from the home office, for us to be Dublin profits, or we're going to have to Gobi in the red."
"Hey! That's a Swede Geopun!"

Sassitational Pull

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The power of a sassy individual's sass and the degree to which it can push or pull individuals towards or away from situations, people, or places.

That girl's sassitational pull was so strong the whole room was like an episode of Will & Grace.

the blickety

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

what you get when you fuck around with nasty bitches or dirty hoes

possible physical symptoms:
warts
discoloration
gangrene
leprosy
cancer
partial or total loss of genital organs
death

Other symptoms may include but are not limited to:
loss of self esteem
loss of respect from friends and family

Chris: Fuck! One of my balls just fell off and the other one is peeling.

Pete: Remember that girl Sally you hooked up with last night?

Bob: Sally? SHIT nigga you got the BLICKETY!

Chris: *dies*

Sensible female friend of Chris: Damn. I tried to warn him not to mess with that nasty bitch. Serves his ass right.

Jewssian

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A Russian Jew. Someone who will bust out speaking Russian to their parents on the phone with no prior notification,this individual must also take Jewish jokes personally yet have a good hearted laugh in the end.

jewskiii jewssian

Cecil

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A homeless man regarded by most as the unofficial 'mayor' of Dapto, on the south coast of Australia. Credited with the invention of the Dapto Briefcase, Cecil spends his days sitting in Dapto Square asking passers by for spare change.

Noone can drink goon like Cecil can.

Singapore Necklace

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

When you tear shitty anal beads out of a chicks ass, then choke her with them.

She got so pissed when I gave her a Singapore Necklace.

uncuffed announcer

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

a person that contuses to tell everyone that they are single. this may be to let the world know that they are back on the market and they are looking for some one to cuff them. sometimes they might say they are happy to be single but deep down they are upset and hate the thought of being lonely. you can find this person on any social networks ranting about an ex and proclaiming their uncuffness.

Ugh....we get it you are single, stop being the uncuffed announcer

jayhawk

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

1. A fictitious bird named for civil war terrorists in the Kansas territory. They burned towns, killed numerous men, and raped too many sheep to count. Basically a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

2. The mascot for kansas university. The worst University in the nation.

Synonyms: faggots, gays, queers, uneducation, terrorists.

1. Watch out for those Jayhawkers. Keep them away from your sheep.

2. Did you hear about the Jayhawks?

Ya, I heard they lost to Bradley.

LOL

Narzelhosen

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

What The Narlz wears when it's business time.

The Narlz: "Rockin' my Narzelhosen."

pearl drop

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

a blow job performed by someone with no teeth or someone who has taken their full set of dentures out

Dude! I got the best pearl drop from your grandma the other day!!

supergoal

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The act of anal sex involving ejaculation. Sticking a finger in the arse is worth 1 point. 6 points are awarded for putting the cock inside of the arse.

A supergoal is worth 9 points and is awarded for shooting a load up there.

I scored a supergoal on my girlfriend last night.

Eventuallay

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

1. A man or woman who, upon meeting them, you know by instinct that you will have sex with.

2. Noticing the obvious attractive aspects of another, a sexually mature person can pinpoint a pubescent counterpart, and target them for potential intercourse.

1. John met a beautiful young woman while travelling, and to his companion mentioned "I'm gonna fuck that chick, eventuallay".

2. Trevor knew Emma Watson was an eventuallay in 2005 when she was 14! Some call it pedophilia, I call it genius.

ice king

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

a BIG nerd.

"do you know what ice king means?"
"yeah I know what ice king means. a biiiig nerd."

The Narlz

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Mr. July in the FIRST Robotics 2010 Eyebrow Calendar and the studliest of Studmuffins - his name is Neil Watts. But you can call him Narlz. ;)

Girl: "Who the fuck's that guy that keeps staring at me from over there?"
Boy: "Oh, that's just The Narlz."

Facebook Turets

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Turets)

Gat Trash

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The term used to describe the trashy teenagers/young adults (and possibly older) who live in Gatineau, Quebec. Like many suburban teens, they have resorted to being oh-so ghetto and live the thug life, despite the fact they live in good households in the most economically stable area of Canada. The girls wear too much make-up and dress slutty. The guys have the gangsta look going. Both act like morons and are violent for no good reason, instead of doing anything respectable with their lives. They are often seen ruining fun nights in the clubs of Hull.

Guy 1: What is going on here on Portage? This place is full of angry boys and desperate girls!

Guy 2: Looks like the Gat Trash is out in full force tonight..

Buble'

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

/noun/: a term to describe Austin Molberg's Homosexuality towards Michael Buble

Austin: uuuuuhhhhh ahhhhhh ohhhhhhhh BUUUUUUUBBBBBBBLLLLELEEEE!!!!!!!!..... Buble'.

Daynan

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

1. (n) The act of not knowing when one doesn't stand a chance (when all of his/her friends know), but still asks out someone else.
2. (n) A term for awkwardly asking someone out, and getting rejected
3. (n) A person with feminine traits

Aw man, he just pulled a daynan. I feel really bad for him.

Dude, is he just about to pull a daynan? Nah, his game's too good. C'mon, he's (insert name of cooler friend, e.g. Terrence).

Yea. He's naive enough to pull a daynan. This should be interesting...lol.

Stop being a daynan and grow a pair!

Man, you complain too much. Quit being such a daynan.

Ronak

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

sun
highlight of one's day

ro stanky-booty babe sun sunshine himali ronak

rediculous

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

slang for ridiculous. simple as that.

"These nachos are rediculous... yumm"

"I want a rediculous taco with lots of SOUR cream. mhmmm"

Fandermaze

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Another word for being naked while participating in a game. To fandermaze would imply a bareness of body while performing a dance or playing a sport.

Adj.FANtastic, wonDERful and aMAZing combined.

Verb: She danced fandermazed in the living room until three in the morning.

Adj: Happy Birthday, I hope you have a fandermazing day!

Praids

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Pirate AIDS

Jack Sparrow has praids from too much unprotected sex.

Brandy Stoner

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The coolest person ever! She is a jack of all trades and will do anything for anyone... if you treat her right. She wears her heart on her sleeve and is easy to get along with. Just dont make her mad... she can be fiesty!

Brandy Stoner is the most awesomest person ive ever met!

Novak

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Knocking a girl out by slapping her with your dick, then immediately jizzing on her face

Damn that's a big bruise, how bad did you get novaked?

corina

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Romanian gypsy term for someone with a nice bum

holy shit, she's a corina!

Quelque Chose

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Quelque Chose: Whatever, or Who Cares

Nick: Hey Emily, How are you doing today?

Emily: You know, Quelque Chose!!!!!!!

James: Last Night was So QuelK.

Elisabeth aka Box car Betty: God I hated that Movie What did you think Brigit?

Brigit La Boomba: Quelque Chose!!!

munt

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

the act of kicking a man in the testicles from behind while on his hands and knees; also known as the "man-punt"

My friend just found out her boyfriend of two years has been cheating on her, man I'd like to munt him!

Let's do this honky

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Let us do the task before us in an awesome way.

"Hey, Double Danger, the President needs us to stop that nuclear missile from hitting the moon."

"Let's do this honky!"

Algebra II

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A class that is a complete waste of time and effort and a reason to make you go home and cry to your mother. A class where you sit in a desk and wonder how in the world this has any real-life application. A WASTE OF TIME!!!

Solve for X.

Stupid+x=Smart

x=no solution

me and every other high school student: "This is why Algebra II should go jump off a bridge."

Cokie the Clown

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A clown that shoots coke up your nose using a fake flour on his jacket

Cokie the Clown NOFX

hyperamnesia

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

a condition in which one forgets about something too much; a state of great oblivion.

He forgets about everything; perhaps, he is a victim of hyperamnesia.