Urban Dictionary

twentyteen

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

someone who is either 20 or in their early twenties but might as well be considered a teenager due to their immaturity and/or lack of life skills/experiences.

Heather: Joe asked me out!
Michelle: that guy from best buy? how old is he?
Heather: 20...only 7 yrs younger..
Michelle: eww he is twentyteen! you might as well add a teen to that age he is so young..unless he is sexy dont bother!

slurk

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}

Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.

troll-shambo

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

the competition between to people trolling each other and like roshambo it goes on until someone gives up

Dude Tim, Sam is totally going to win troll-shambo.

Soften your cough

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.

"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

They're not much

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

To express one's distress after being praised and/or inappropriately fondled.

Monkey: (after having his hands sniffed) What going on? They're just monkey fuzzy hands! They're not much!

sprawling

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.

hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

soucy

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

a mexican women with little attitude, but alot.

soucy girl, Melba Diaz

card carrying

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

A description of stating an interest in or membership of a given topic, issue or organization, regardless of whether the organization actually exists. Originating from the days when business and membership cards were a greater definition of who you were; i.e., membership card of the NRA or democratic/republican party.

"I'm a card carrying trekkie nerd geek and proud of it"!

"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".

Torgover

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Having an extreme mental and physical sluggishness due to a severe hangover

"Oh man, I drank so much last night I am totally Torgovered"

"I have a serious torgover"

Sodomitic

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Adjective referring to an activity pertaining to or akin to sodmomy.

Pledge spanking is so sodomitic (Animal House - 1978)

Uncle-Jesseness

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

Jack

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

A very small and drastically curved penis usually 7 inches or less.

Girl one: "Well why did you break up with him?"

Girl two: "He had a Jack!"

Girl one: "Thats just sad..."

gabezeels

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

"sleezebag" spelled backwards. type of bug that pops out 2000 babies a day because they are "sleezy"

phonetical pronunciation- gayb-ZEE-ls

Ya bunch of gabezeels!

Hofactor

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

An element or cause that contributes to being a Ho.

1. Her red lipstick add to her Hofactor.

2. When going to a job interview make sure to Ho-Down and lower your Hofactor.

3. That dress is to low cut and has a high Hofactor.

Souv

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

A stylish and classy abbreviation of "Souvlaki", a food of Greek origin which has become popular worldwide, particularly with students of the University of Canterbury. Consumers of "souv" may experience a "souving" sensation upon consuming their "souv".

"I am going to go and buy a souv for lunch"

"Anna, would you like a Souv?"

Monkey Business

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.

Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.

God-zombie