Urban Dictionary

Ski Swag

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

When a skier who under any other circumstance would be ridiculously annoying and gay has swag. They wear baggy clothing and do tricks but most importantly do not use those gay poles.

person 1:That guy has some serious ski swag bro.
person 2: real talk.

Dick fleece

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

The accumulation of lint, dust, and other materials gathered underneath the foreskin of a penis from the lack of showering and personal hygiene.

Boy 1: Dude, take a look a this!
Boy 2: Ugh! Wth is that thing!
Boy 1: Haven't showered for weeks. Its my dick fleece!

Cicalo

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Pronounced (Chi-kallo). Means Damn girl or giggity. Also used as a substitute for "That's what she said". Comes from Italian "C'e` culo" literally meaning 'there is ass'. Can be used as "Zing" when a funny joke is made.

Nino: "Hey Sal, you see that chick"
Sal: "Wow! Cicalo!"

Chick: "OMG, this Popsicle is so big, I can barely fit it in my mouth!"
Dude: "(Chuckles) haha Cicalo!"

Safe Deposit Box

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A person whom you trust your life's secrets with. However, a safe deposit box can not be your girlfriend/boyfriend. It is a good idea to be eachother's safe deposit box. Any one person may not have two safe deposit boxes.

Me and Ethan are best friends, he is my safe deposit box.

non gender specific

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

non gender specific is a term referred to FISH who like to cross dress

Daniel.. hey ash have you heard about that funny looking fish Todsy Dragfin i think she maybe hiding something down stairs im thinking its a non gender specific?

Ash.. whatever daniel you dont know what your talking about there is no such thing as a non gender specific fish and fish dont wear clothes!! blah blah blah

Daniel.. wow ash you really need to get out of the house more, i think the cleaning chemicals are getting to you.

Daniel.. i think your right daniel

Coitalot

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.

Not getting any?? Try Coitalot!! You'll be getting it on ALL NIGHT LONG!!

ass taster

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

One who figuratively or actually uses their tongue to insert into others anal regions and samples. A known shit-talker or other undesirable. Basically designed to apply to a plethora of instances where one requires a unique term with which to define one or more persons known to be a pain in the ass.

"Dude, I'm not watching American Idol... those contestants are a bunch of ass tasters!" Hey, did you see what that ass taster just did?" "No, we're not going out anymore... he was such an ass taster."

Murdlize

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Idealogical concept of wringing somebody's neck.

I'm going to murdlize you!!
I could murdlize you for what you've done to your sister!

Pull a Beth

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

v. To shit in one's own bathtub, hot tub, or shower after falling asleep in it by accident. It is more or less a good thing, if you don't mind being known as that person who shat themselves in their own bathtub/hot tub/shower.

Last night I got drunk, passed out in the shower, and when I woke up, I saw that I had decided to pull a Beth in my sleep.

Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?

track shoes

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends

hey man you wana see my track shoes

Neurotic Craphole

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

-Not dependable
-Thinks he's all that
-Breaks hearts for fun
-Changes love from a beautiful flower to a withering weed
-A person who takes the slut instead of the goddess
-The only hippie to survive past the 70's
-A manwhore
-Stupid Pervert
-Lights aren't all on inside

That neurotic craphole needs a check on reality.

Furnaced It

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

When you placed something in an area of most inconvenience.

From Minecraft, the furnace, if you place it in the middle of the room, or infront of the door.

If someone parks their car in front of YOU'RE DRIVE-WAY! They "Furnaced It".

cuddle-hooker

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise

I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.

Slot Machine

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A polite way to address a whore or a woman who is easy

That camille girl, whatta slot machine.

marshmallowed

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

when a person consumes so much alcohol they gain marshmallow like qualities such as limpness of the body and penis, mellow attitude and tendency's to become weak in warm surroundings leading to vomiting and releasing of the bowls causing stickyness.

girl 1: how did things go after the club last night?
girl 2: i got him into bed and he marshmallowed on me.

or

guy 1: i was so drunk last night
guy 2: you were totally marshmallowed

Good Movie

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

High budget films with deeper concepts that either confuse or bore the ditzes and the douche bags of the world.

Ditz: Donnie Darko is weird, I don't get it.
Douche: Yeah, agreed, but it's awesome like that!
Douche 2: I didn't like it, I was so confused I gave up and fell asleep.
Intelligent person: I loved it, it was a good movie, it gave me a lot to think about.

Cyber Whore

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A person who is a whore with every social networking site available.

Alisha posts everything on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter or Instagram and can't leave her phone for more than five minutes because she's a suffering cyber whore.

Penis ants

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A code name for an STD.

He was so dirty that I saw the penis ants coming out of his boxers.

PIPA

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A bill that's in congress that would censor the entire internet and effectively take away all american's first amendment rights. (On the internet at least.) Many sites such as Wikipedia, Google, Facebook, and the Urban Dictionary oppose this and the online hactivist group, Anonymous is outraged by this.

Pippa is Kate Middleton's hot sister.
PIPA is complete censorship of the internet.

Ciel Phantomhive

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

The main character in the popular Japanese anime Kuroshitsuji, also known as Black Butler in English.

He is a popular shota, or young male character, with grey-blue hair and wears an eyepatch over his right eye to conceal a Faustian symbol, representative of his contract with a demon. He shares residence with this demon, Sebastian Michaelis, who poses as his butler for practical purposes and lives in a manor outside of Victorian-age London, England. He is the heir to a fortune as well as a toy and confection empire left behind by his deceased parents. He is often described as "snotty" and intolerant of anything less than perfection, especially when it comes to the duties of his butler. He is, however, something of a child prodigy when it comes to business affairs, as he works directly for Queen Victoria herself. Despite his good looks, he is bashful and has little care for the embellishments and benefits of being a member of the beautiful upper-classmen of society. He loathes his fiancée, Elizabeth, who is also his cousin. The basis of his contract with Sebastian is to avenge his parent's deaths and in return, he will give his soul to the demon.

Author is Yana Toboso.

Person 1: Whuu b dat kid wearin dat eyepatch??
Person 2: That is Ciel Phantomhive.

Person 1: Why is that kid so fucking ignorant?
Person 2: Because he is Ciel Phantomhive.

Person 1: Is that kid the owner of the entire company?
Person 2: Yes, he is Ciel Phantomhive.

Person 1: Dafuq?
Person 2: Ciel Phantomhive.

Jiggly Mitten

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen

Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.

"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."

Bremner

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

a word used for the art of lazyness
2 that bremner is totally unlike a novak

oh man stop being a bremner! get off the couch and live a little!

Dess

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

When something is shit or when a situation sucks

her swag is dess

dude: yoo is she good in bed?
friend: naw she's dess

Gosupermodel

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Gosupermodel, a website where people go to hang out. There's your 8 year olds that can't seem to spell right or function their brain properly, the people that call themselves emo and scene, the posers, the boys, the averages, the moderators who everyone sucks up to, and then there's another group. There are people you probably won't find again in lifetimes. Some of the people are just so amazing, really amazing. They are the reason I Tay on that website. But the 8 year olds that come on here, say they are mature, suck up to Admin, ask everyone for memberships, and be bitches ruin it. A rival of gSm (shortened term for gosupermodel) is MissBimbo.

Average day on gosupermodel
Example 1:
Model: Milly Cyrus real!: hi im the real Miley cyrus I just joine dso plz gift and mail me!!!

Example 2:
Common usernames: (some of these usernames real)
Emo chick1
Maniac Depression
Goth girl
Princess Cupcake
Black Tear's
Fun girl
GoSuperSmile
Jennah849294948 (and Jennah isn't even their real name!)

Example 3:
Model 1 in forum: plz buy me a membo
Me: no

Model 1 in mail plz ill gift u plz!!!

touchy pokey

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.

Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.

Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.

Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?

Curty

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

The mix between cute and dirty. Normally used by couples who have been together for a while. Used to describe something you can't quite call cute or dirty. The perfect mix.

Ashley: Baby is today going to be a cute or dirty day?
Joey: I think we should have a curty day boo, we can have sex and cuddle after.

Darwinian Fundamentalism

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

People who believe in the theory of evolution with a fundamentalist fervor, and are intolerant of any other theory of origins

Richard dawkins is a devout adherent to darwinian fundamentalism

NGAB Syndrome

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Acronym for "No Girlfriend Around Blindness" Syndrome

When a guy isn't with his girlfriend, and he thinks that everyone around him is pretty because he has temp. blindness.

Guys with this syndrome tend to cheat on their girlfriends vigorously and with various ugly girls, making their girlfriends feel like they're the ugly ones. This syndrome not only effects the guy's friend's views on him because at any given chance he hooks up with nasty smuts and it makes him look pathetic and desperate, but heavily effects the girlfriend..making them insanely jealous of everyone, even the fattest and ugliest of girls, since the boyfriend is already known to hook up with the fattest and ugliest of girls.

"Did Tj come to the party without his girlfriend?"
"Yeah"
"Is he hooking up with Patty? Does he know Patty is actually a guy?"
"I think he has NGAB syndrome.."
"oh, that explains A LOT."

pettying

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

free balling, made popular by the parody of Tom Petty's Free Falling.

GS: just realized I have not had any clothes on since five minutes after I walked into the house several hours ago. Hope my roommate doesn't come home unexpectedly.

AVZ: Really? Are you Pettying and everything?

Asian Arm Acne

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Asian Arm Acne, or AAA, is a common form of acne typically found only on the upper arms of the Asian persuasion.

Courtney: Hey, check out these bumps on my arm!
Martin: That's a classic case of AAA. If you drove a car on your arms it would be like driving on the surface of the moon.

Martin: How do I get these bumps off my arm?
Mink: That's Asian Arm Acne, you can't.

griffda

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Griffda is a nickname for someone with the name of griffin, in order to be worthy of this nickname griffin's will need to be great blokes, funny, good with the ladies and just beasts.

Yep griffda is amazing

Natasha

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A short and VERY smart girl. Does amazing on her tests. Always seems so sweet, but sometimes blows and actually lets her fun out and speaks up!

Person 1: What did Natasha get on her test?
Person 2: 100, obviously...

Nigger Goose

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.

i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose

whiffle

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

Clotan

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A clotan is made of the skins of such small animals as mice and bats, averaging about a foot long by four or five inches wide, and is worn as a badge of status or achievement by members of certain tribes.

The chief stood at the head of the council, looking distinguished in his ceremonial headdress and his clotan.

Backhanded Jobin

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon.

Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.

Mexican Snowman

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

The act of shoving, thrusting, or injecting with force sand and ice cubes into ones vagina. Some have called it the Egg McMuffin of anal blasts. A Mexican Snowman was first seen in Paris Hilton's slutty pussy. Commonly used by women (and in rare occurances, men) of the Ginger breed.

-Common side effects of a Mexican Snowman include itching, queefs, wetardz, bein a bitch, depression, internal bleeding, impregnation by Satan, and drinking out of cups.

Frosty the Snowman was on a vacation in Mexico when J-Lo asked him if he wanted a Mexican Snowman in his icy vaginal cavity. "HeHeHeHwooaah! Why sure my feisty little gorilla girl!" said Frosty as the ho thrusted the sand in there.

SOPA

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

SOPA the acronym - "Scouring Out People's Access" deletes one's ability to obtain fresh, online meat.

"That big bar of self righteous sopa appears to have buffed Buffy Tyler clean off the internet."

FMR

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

F*ck my relationship

"He forgot to call Again. FMR"

"I saw your girlfriend with a couple of guys at the bar last night." "What's new? FMR"

Tokeblocker

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.

Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"

Clutch

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

to Pull through... to perform under pressure

LeBron James in NOT clutch!!

SOPA

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

SOPA stands for the Stop Online Piracy Act.
It's a bill that is suppose to combat theft of U.S. property but,
this bill makes unauthorized streaming of copyrighted content a severe crime and this will stop search engines from linking to any sites where a person can access unauthorized streaming of copyrighted material. Currently, protests and petitions are spreading around the world to stop this Act.

This act clearly violates the U.S. right to the First Ammendment, Freedom of Speech. SOPA is attacking the most popular search engines and social sites causing what we call "blackouts" across the internet.

In a smaller amount of words, SOPA is Censorship.

SOPA is also closely related to the PIPAct that was recently passed.

Also, see the word bullshit.

"What the ██████ is up with this ██████ ? Next SOPA will censor our texts then our ██████ then ██████ ██████ ██████ ███ ███ ███"

Ellicottville

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A shitty town in western new york filled with a bunch of rich fucks from canada and ohio who pay a shitload of money to ski on shitty slopes in shitty ass conditions. Shit fuck cocksucker whore.

"Oooh I'm from Ohio and I'm rich, why not drive 6 hours to get to Ellicottville and ski on that one hill they have that's shitty as fuck, and then be a dick the whole time and not tip anyone, cause I'm a fucking asshole piece of shit bitch cunt"

Sheep

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Referring to something extremely satisfying, incredibly awesome, or anything impressive. Derived from the abbreviation for bad-ass "BA" since that's the sound a sheep makes.

Example A: "Dude, that back flip was so sheep!"

Example B: "Holy cow, that is one sheep hat brother!"

Post Haircut Bliss

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.

Nice Guy

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A man who places women on a pedestal and thinks that because he is nice to a woman is "owed" some form of attention or love. Often clingy. When relationships fails, blames women for not liking "nice guys" instead of realizing his behavior and pedestal-placing is what gets him rejected.

See other examples of "Nice Guy" that take a sympathetic view.

Bazey bird

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Attractive female.

Male 1: Hey yo, did you see that bazey bird over there?!

Male 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely a 9!

Crimson Tide Football

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

The obsession of every redneck in the state of Alabama. Have more FAKE national championships than any other team in the country. Are followed by the largest sidewalk alum of all time. Have become 2nd fiddle to the mighty Auburn Tigers.

"rowl tydde pawl, crimson tide football"

Zombie Kiss

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

When you embrace your significant other with a silly, over-exaggerated bite then a quick peck on the cheek afterwards. Many males are compelled to do this to their girlfriends after viewing the Walking Dead or Dawn of the Dead.

"Hey man, you make the first move with her?"
"Yeah dude, totally zombie kissed her."

Couch Athlete

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.

"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"