Urban Dictionary

perouve

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

to shimmy with style (derived from the french)

In order to get out of that awkward situation, he perouved out of the room.

Wobbleganger

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A person who bears a striking resemblance to yourself, or someone you know but is proportionately fatter. A doppelganger, but far fatter.

1. All I saw was his face dude, I thought it was you, then he stood up and whoahh, He was fat! A perfect Wobbelganger.

2. Oh god! That is how I'd look if I only ate burgers, she is my wobbleganger.

ssik

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The action is opposite of a kiss or peck on the cheek. Taking all the same action as when giving a kiss but blowing out very gently. Usually the result is a small noise, similar to a regular, kiss made on the person receiving the ssik.

I went to give my kids a ssik before bed. They laughed.

Cuntfish

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

Chorizazo

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When a man hits an object or person with his penis across the face; Mexican Term for dick slap.

Tu quieres un chorizazo?

David quieres un chorizazo en su voca!

Chili Ring

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Post-anal-coital activity involving consuming the residue around the anus, including blood, fecal matter and several other fluids.

That girl is so hot, i would so chili ring her.

For my birthday, i want to chow down on a chili ring.

Shusmita

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Means "a woman with pleasant smile" in Bengali and Sanskrit.

Though her name is Shusmita, she has a terrible smile.

Ablowha

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

In the ancient Polynesian tradition, a new female visitor to any of the Pacific islands is obligated to provide oral pleasure to their companion within 15-45 minutes of landing on Polynesian soil.

We were stuck on the Tarmac at Honolulu airport so my girlfriend performed an ablowha in the airplane lavatory so that it was within the 45-minute limit.

Aids potato

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When one of your mates with aids helps you to cook and they cut themselves peeling potatoes

Dude? Wtf? You just bled all over my food, I'm gonna have to throw this aids potato in the bin!

Mac

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A guy who moves in for his best friend's leftovers.

M- move in
A- after
C- completion

Wait till he's done, swoop in, give her a shoulder to cry on, then hump.

Nah, I'm not your wing-man, I'm swimming in your wake. I'm Mac'in.

stephan bonnar

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Stephan Bonnar is a Fighter at the 205 weight in the UFC. his name is commonly used refering to having a bonner.

"wow that girl over there is totally giving me a Stephan Bonnar!!"

Hetero

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A person who is attracted to the same sex but would never go out with him/her.

Boy:Wow that guy is soo cute but i would never go out with a guy ! I just love checking out guys and sttaying Hetero

Chito

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Adjective describing something so Awesome or Amazingly cool

Def 2: Impeccably Clean

Originated in the South (TX)

Guy #1 -"Aye check out ol' boys swagg"
Guy #2- " yuhh he's looking so Chito Right now"

PG chillin

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The act of chillin in a slightly lunchin, or seedy manor. Particularly in PG county, Maryland, or other areas in the DMV

My Friend is always up to no good but gets away with it. He's PG chillin so hard.

A close cousin of DC chillin

fuckasaurus

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

an obese woman who attempts to rape a man. after said rapage, she eats him cause she is no longer satisfied with other food

Kim is such a bad fuckasaurus, she never finishes the man.

Spar

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Synonym for 'fucking expensive'.

I mortgaged my house to shop at Spar and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

PETAism

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

believing that all animals are superior and more valuable than any human; political hater of the human race

Hillary, a staunch believer in PETAism, tested a food sample on her four children before feeding it to her pet fish to make sure it was safe for him to consume.

Dennis

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Method of moving in on a girl so she'll fall for you so hard she'll never recover.

D- demonstrate value
E- engage physically
N- nurture independence
N- neglect emotionally
I- inspire hope
S- separate entirely

Do it right.

You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

Lolzer

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Somebody who is such a loser it makes you laugh.

Dude 1: you heard about Gary?

Dude 2: nah man, has he got a job yet?

Dude 1: well, kinda... *starts sniggering*

Dude 2: what dude? What's he done this time?

Dude 1: he's only collecting sea coal, putting it in old fertilizer bags and flogging it for cheap to the elderly...

Dude 2: no way!!!! *laughs* that guy is such a lolzer!

Teddy Weaver

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Colloquial team given to vagina. Derived form Dr Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and NZ College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists.

“How was your night last night Christiaan?”

“Well it was great thank you Mr Rudd, I met this chick at the Beach road, took her behind the ATM’s near the bottle o’ and finger blasted the shit out of her Teddy Weaver!”

expired chug

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

when someone goes to the refrigerator, chugs the last bit of milk only to realize the milk has expired...

Phill raced his younger brother to the fridge so he could chug the last bit of milk...only to realize it was expired and sour... his younger brother said dude i am glad you took the expired chug and not me.

sexcited

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When a person is so excited to get laid.

Girl1: I bought 2 pairs of sexy thongs, what do you think should I wear? I just can't wait till Brad see me on this.

Girl2: Quit it whore! You are so sexcited!

DC chillin

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The act of chillin to the Nth degree. Particularly in DC or the surrounding region.

If you want to observe people DC chillin, go to Dupont Circle, late afternoon, warm August day; hoes be DC chillin.

A close cousin of PG Chillin

bp-no-09

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

an acronym for brad pitt- new orleans- 2009 which comes for a rumar in the levee news paper in lousiana. "brad pitt for mayor" is found on t-shirts, stickers, buttons, etc. in the new orleans area, usually in one of those high end- souviner shops on magazine street. not commonly found in the french quarter.

guy 1: dude, did u read on the levee that brad pitt is running for mayor?

guy 2: (turns around holding sign sayin bp-no-09) no duhh, every1 has 1 of those shirts!

fag

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.

2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. A bunch of fags are riding by making as much noise as possible."

Chocate

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The ebonic form of chocolate.

Dis chocate be the best tastin candy in da world.

forced meme

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A forced meme is a "meme" that came to be through consistent posting of the "meme" by the creator of the "meme". Almost all forced memes are not actually memes. Nobody usually understands these, they are simply just there. Most forced memes get completely dumped into the dark corners of the internet, though some actually become famous and somewhat memetic. A prime example of a forced meme that actually became a meme is F**k Yeah Seaking. It started out as a forced meme on /b/ but eventually spread out to other sites and became a meme.

Milhouse was also a forced meme, but he became so forced that it became common to reply to a Milhouse picture with the statement "Milhouse is not a meme." That sentence in itself became a meme. Milhouse himself never became a meme.

Poster 1: Here's a picture of Milhouse. He is a meme.
Poster 2: MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME. STOP POSTING THIS STUPID FORCED MEME!!1!!111!

Ghettoist

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Most ghetto or wanting to be most ghetto.

Dave Wanndstedt is the ghettoist coach around

Chrusified

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A Term That Describes A New Level Of Being Whipped By A Girlfriend.

Bro Jerry is Freaking Chrusified Over His Girlfriend,
Just Last Week He Walked 10 Miles, Got There Just To Walk Her Home

Drinkcation

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When you need a break from real life and you want to get away. So you go drink for a week.

Levi-I'm so tired of life.
Lorin-Sounds like you need a drinkcation.

NAWBLA

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

An awesome organization. Abbreviation of "North American Woman Boy Love Association". Not to be confused with NAMBLA. Most teenagers join NAWBLA. (It's not a real organization. I'm dissapointed, too).

Guy 1: When will I be able to do it with my math teacher?
Guy 2: Dude, join NAWBLA like I did! They've got hermaphrodites, too!

Fizz ratio

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The ratio of carbonated water to the syrup in a drink. If the ratio of carbonation to syrup is high then there is less flavor.

Rahm (to new guy): Is that what I asked for? If you waste my time, you waste the people's time.

New guy (aside to Rahm's assistant): It's just a Diet Coke.

Rahm's assistant: No way. The fizz ratio in McD's Diet Coke is perfect-soft on the bubbles. It's exactly the way Uncle Barry likes it.

Jerking Off Steam

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

Zeal Moment

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A moment in your life that empowers you to live for more instancess like it.

Sitting on the hilltop watching the sunrise with her was my best zeal moment yet.

dewansh

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

the physical incarnation of homosexuality. in india. specifically manipal, the center of all faggotry. dewanshes are generally incredibly weak and mind-numbingly stupid. They have no understanding of personal space and awkward situations.

John: what'd you get on the chemistry exam?
Joseph: i got a 5% T.T
John: damn you pulled a dewansh!

Trick

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1) A small white jewish girl; most likely in the acting or theater proffesion who is a real biatch
2) Someone who posts inappropriate videos of you on the internet

"that trick totally posted ugly videos of me on the internet

shank

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.

Dude! That guy just totally shanked your mom.

Moptoad

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

To hop around like a toad while mopping.

I moptoaded my whole house in 20 minutes.

Jone

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Originating from McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate spontaneously without regard for your surroundings and with complete disregard for the safety of others around you, immediately following an arousing event.

"I just joned"
"After creeping her facebook for hours, he joned in his pants"

Chillitis

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

To become really chill or relaxed due to a satisfying or overwelming meal, but not so much that you want to pass out, but rather chill out. The following activities that can occur from the following chill session can vary from; watching TV for hours, to playing video games for hours, to smoking weed and eating snacks (resulting in longer lasting effects of the chillitis, yet still no sleeping).

This word is a combination of chill and itis.

Itis, for the most part, results in sleep. While Chillitis results in lazyness and minimal activities.

Nigga A: Yo B, that meal got me still, I think I got the itis...

Nigga B: You feelin' you gonna pass out? There's a bed upstairs.

Nigga A: Naw man, just, you know... chillin', not really tired...

Nigga B: That ain't no ordinary itis, that's what we call "Chillitis".

Cleelan

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The ebonic form of Cleveland, Ohio.

Yo dog, I be tryin to hit up that rock n roll hall of fame up in Cleelan Fo Sho.

Brobonic Plague

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

Shandy

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A bitch who uses people for money.

Guy 1: So I took this girl on a trip to Vegas and when we got back she ditched me.

Guy 2: You totally got Shandy'd

Christina Pow!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Someone who likes to destroy hopes and dreams, with their fists and or death stares.

OH SHIT ITS CHRISTINA POW!! TAKE COVER!!!

Jone

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Originating at McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate without regard for your surroundings spontaneously and without regard for the safety of those around you, immediately following an arousing event.

"I just joned in my pants"

"After creeping her facebook for hours, Allan joned in his pants"

TFO

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Abbreviation of GTFO which is slightly more edgy because it has one less letter in it.

Freshman student aid-"Um, excuse me, I'm looking for an Andrew Brown."
Senior student-"TFO!"
Teacher-"Yeah, I don't know anyone by that name"

sreeram

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Main Entry: sreeram
Function: noun, verb, adjective
Inflected Form(s): sreerammed; sreeramming
Etymology: Derived from the intransitive verb "ram" with added emphasis
Pronunciation: shree-ram
Date: 21st century

1: to get owned
2. to describe a failed attempt
3: the process of ramming a vehicle into an inanimate object

1. Dave got sreerammed when a glass of cold water was poured over his work area.

2. Matt was about to sreeram Brent after someone kept applying the filter keys to his computer.

3. Greg learned he was utterly sreerammed after finding out someone stole his engine in the parking lot.

4. When learning to drive, Seth tried his hardest not to sreeram the curb at Buffalo Wild Wings.

5. Using P2P software at work is a good way to get sreerammed.

Mungry

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A phrase spoken when a person is hungry; so much so that they have to say "I'm hungry" in one word. Often spoken when a person is either manstrating or menstruating.

Guy1: "Why are you so pissed off?"

Guy 2: "Mungry!"

Matrix Barbeque

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

having a barbeque in the winter with ur friends, and everyone is wearing trench coats... hence "matrix" barbeque.

"doood! its freaking cold outside and im hungry as hell, lets throw a matrix barbeque!"

Big Belt Buckle

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Small Penis Probably

Kyle nervously taped his fingers against his Big Belt Buckle.