Urban Dictionary

Minority Report

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A sympathetic news story in the wake of criminal or unethical conduct by a minority member highlighting the stress the incident has caused others in the same minority.

The recent shooting at Fort Hood resulted in a spate of minority reports about Muslims in the military from the AP, Reuters, and major media outlets.

Gareth

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

a guy with a large god complex and a very tiny penis

that guy thinks he's so awesome, what a gareth

Fag

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.

Eric: You know everyone think's you're total fags right?

Harley rider: What did you say?!

Eric: You when people like you drive down the street with your unnecessarily loud motorcycles thinking you're all cool, everyone is actually laughing at you and calling you pathetic fags. You do realize this right?

Team Playaz

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A group of males/females that all have a role in you life the either pay your bills or are booty calls...

Girl where you get that new shirt and why you so happy today...

Girl my team playaz .. My line backer got me this shirt from Macey's and my quarterback came by last night and laid the pipe down...

Ding Bat

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

It's already a word but i like this definition better. :)

Someone who acts silly or does/says stupid things.

Oh my gosh you're such a ding bat, you almost booted that soccer ball on the roof!

Hobo Sock Hop

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.

Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.

socks
hobo
poor
homeless
dance
balls
boxes

Billie

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Whale Rider.

Goes to specific oceans to find whales to have sex with.

Billie went to the ocean and rode this whale all night

Cranifie

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

this word is used for anything. i mean anything it can get you out of homework or telling someones fired, its the un-awkward
moment that you alway get.

E.g :

Miss - johnny did you do your home work?

Johnny - No i Cranified it all.

Miss - ok, Sarah what about you?

Sarah - no miss i forgot to.

Miss - well i will see you at lunch for the next week.

harwinder

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

STOOOOOOOOGE

Harwinder : "Hey! You are a Stooooooge!"

ben 10 juegos

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

ben 10 juegos,de ben 10,juegos de ben10

ben 10 juegos,de ben 10,juegos de ben10,ben ten,benten juegos

Pooch

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt, shit human.

Contrary to what you think, you have a shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt... you are pooch.

Skank

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A girl of spanish descent, usually from the area of Nicaragua, likes working on corners, and prefers fashion even though she doesn't like wearing clothes....She's a hoe, all the time, even at school.

Boy 1 - Hey Skank Face

Girl 1 - Excuse me!?

Boy 1 - You fucking love it, hoe

Girl 1 - Gurl Puh-lease.....Can i borrow your charger?

jbrowned

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Verb Def1. To truely satisfy a woman woman suxualy. def2 The act of extreamly satisfying three women at the same time. Def3 The act of using a realy long penis to satisfy a woman beyond her wildest dreams. def3 The oppisit of stahled.

Tina, Robin, and margret were jbrowned by jason.

FLotW

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

In private bittorrent trackers, FLotW stands for Free Leech of the Week, namely a torrent you could download "freely" for one week, without risking getting a lower download ratio, and that you can keep seeding to boost your ratio.

Nice, I was one of the first to download the latest Ubuntu from a private tracker last night, and since it was FLotW, my ratio rose to the heavens! Now I can enjoy risk-free downloading of free, non-copyrighted material long into the future!

syrups

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1. Christs College boys school in New Zealand

2. Boys who go to said school, often referred to as homosexual. They are very homophobic, partly because of this stereotype. They are also all pricks who have small penises.

Note - the reason for this is because one day many years ago a bunch of christs boys decided to lick syrup off each others balls. Nowadays people just assume they do that anyway.

1. Person one - Oh my god dude look that guy goes to syrups.

Person two - oh sweet lets bash him!!

2. this party is so lame - the only guys here are syrups

Splitzkrieg

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

An outrageous sexual manouvre involving ice, a fighter plane, flexibility or yoga classes, and some sheer determination. The Splitzkrieg is only performed under dire sexual circumstances.

My girlfriend was doing a sweet splitzkrieg last night.

hoe

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1. fucks anything with a penis, vagina, or both. whatever floats their boat, easy to get in the sack
2. very sexual and forward towards men...and women
3. successful at selling herself on the streets (hoes gotta make a living somehow)
4. can be employed by a pimp

Girl #1: What are you up to tonight?
Girl #2: Oh you know, the usual. Gonna hoe it up on the streets tonight. GET MONEY. GET PAID.

Guy #1: Yoo, I'm hitting up NY this weekend.
Guy#2: Sweet! I met this Asian chick there last month from NYU. Bagged her in 10 minutes, what a hoe.
Guy#1: Nice!!!

frontal

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When you have a weggie in your vag. The beginning stages of the dreaded CAMEL TOE!!!

O god this frontal just broke my hymen.

vagina weggie pussy nasty camel toe
taco

Jock Flackey

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

blue wings

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Cunnilingus on a pregnant woman.

Wow, after eating out that pregnant chick your cheeks sure look like blue wings. Like wings extending from the corners of your mouth.

KEYWORD

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

KEYWORD COPYRIGHTED BY J. APPLEGATE

"I GET A NICKLE EVERYTIME YOU SAY IT"

KEYWORD: EVERYTIME

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. KEYWORD THERE "GOOD IDEA"

mouseyy

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

beautiful creature.
dinosaur loves them with all their heart.

incredibly attractive and speaks english.

wow! that mouseyy is beautifull
look at that mouseyy go !

neegee

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Naked. Comes from nakie which comes from naked.

Oh my GOD! He's neegee!

...Was she neegee?

That, my friend, is a drawing of a neegee woman.

Geo SloMo

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.

Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.

Cnarsh

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

With a silent C. (na-er-sh)

Cool in a weird or scary sort of a way.

1. Saw V was so cnarsh.
2. That kid is weird, but he's kind of cool, he's so cnarsh.

nasaremo

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

cuban & rican word for someone whos anti social and dislikes people.

mira a este nasaremo que basura!

sleg

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A Northern Irish pronunciation of the word 'slag'; not meant in the promiscuous sense but in the context of 'to slag someone off'.

"Will you'se stop sleggin' him?"

"Awk, I'm only sleggin' ya!"

"She's lookin' a sleggin' wi' that new bapchap"

IMP

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

An IMP is what a brother of Phi Eta Psi Fratenity, inc. is recognized as. Often the brothers of Phi Eta Psi Fraternity are also recognized as the IMPerial men of Finesse, or the Iota Mu Pi's of Phi Eta Psi fraternity.

I would like to pledge Phi Eta Psi Fraternity, but I'm scared, because the IMPs pledge to hard!

Do you see that hard-lookin' guy over there, he's an IMP from Phi Eta Psi Fraternity.

The IMPs and the Emeralds of Phi Eta Psi Fraternity call themselves "The Family."

Ramadi

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1. Used as a warcry symbolizing freedom and extreme patriotism by troops in Iraq.

2. Ramadi is a symbol of pride and esprit de corps for the Marine Corps. Marines that have fought to secure the city are some of the bravest and most respected people in the world.

Man 1 "Can you believe how awesome the Marines are?"
Man 2 "Ramadi!!!!"

"This generations story is one of courage, selflessness and devotion to duty. On April 22nd 2008, two young Marines a Corporal and Lance Corporal were standing guard at an entry control point in Ramadi Iraq when they added their heroic story to the legacy of the Marine Corps when they were able to stop an explosive laden vehicle just outside the gate. Their heroism saved the lives of more than 50 Americans and Iraqis that day. In doing so they both gave their lives and were awarded the Navy Cross for their heroic actions"

anala

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

the most beautiful and amazing girl in the world

woah, she's definetly an anala

Fag (făg) n.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.

Fag (făg) n.:
*Harley riders passing through a town.*
man Yells: *Fags!*

McNamara

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Someone who is Eshays

Wow, he is way cool, i reckon he is a mcnamara

Backyard Wrestling

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The way inspired pro-wrestlers who have yet to reach the dream, express their love and passion for wrestling. Usually judged as brutal actions with weapons, it can just as easliy be as competitive as the real thing. www.youtube.com/jcjwrestlingYo

Mikee: "Man, jCj is a pretty good wrestler."

Adam Black: "Yea, and he doesn't even use weapons in his backyard wrestling matches..."

Urban Dictionary Amnesia

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

v.

The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.

Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...

"Oh, right, that's why I was here"

*click*

"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"

And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.

Pekka-Eric Auvinen

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

He was a smart, bright and intelligent young man who got bullied every day in his short life.

Pekka-Eric Auvinen hated the world.

napath

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When the girl is sucking the guys balls.

uhuhuhuhuh looks like your doing a napath

Matilda

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A beautiful girl whom everyone always loves.
A girl whom lost her older brother at a very young age.
A girl who i love
A girl who i wish loved me

Matilda

hicks

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Person who was raised in a country or urban area. any country area in the world.

look what that hicks it's wearing

worm breath

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

One who indiscriminately performs fellacio. One who is known in a place, or by a group where oral sex can be easily obtained.

Sally is a real worm breath, she'll blow anything that moves. worm guzzler, bobble head

Grace

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Grace's are usually very attractive.

They arent your typical 'hot blonde'. You will usually come across brunette Grace's with blue eyes. They keep in great shape and love to have a great time. They all have great sense's of humor. They are loud and funny but can be sensible when needed.

guy 1: Hey who's that
guy 2: Oh thats Grace.

guy 1: She's hot
guy 2: I know and shes got a great personality too
guy 1: SHES HOT

skank in a box

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

a women who sleeps around, and who isnt afraid to admit it. she loves to give head and loves to have threesomes.

omg did u see that skank in a box last night she was all over that guy.

Peace Prize Surprise

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.

Winning something awesome, against the odds.

President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!

I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!

Erocktion

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A rock hard erection

Erocktion is when an erection is really hard due to being incredibly horny or sexually frustrated

sgu

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Short for Stargate Universe.
A series made in 2009 abuot explorer's who has found an ancient spaceship.

Hey, are you going to watch the new Sgu friday?

Dopamine Blast

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A sudden feeling of joy brought on by dopamine being released in the brain. Its a sudden feeling of happiness caused by such things as shopping, doing well on a test, and smoking up. Any time you notice a sudden, positive mood alteration, you are experiencing a dopamine blast.

Kelsey: "I just got an A+ in orgo, dopamine blast!!!".

Nick: "What a nerd..."

Kelsey: "Whatever, someone needs to get off the haterade".

fag

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Fag (făg) n.

1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.

2. A person who owns of frequently rides a Harley.

A: In the 19th century, a faggot gatherer was someone who made a meager living gather firewood.

B: Well they certainly ain't calling us fags cuz we gather sticks. There's got to be more...rahrahrahrahrah!

Bocca

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1) Italian word meaning 'mouth'

2) Nick name for buff people

eg1 that girl has one sweet bocca

eg2 man that bocca guys buff

flop copter

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When the male recipient of anal sex either doesn't achieve or loses his erection during penetration. As he recieves anal sex his flacid member flops around in a circular manner.

"You are so gay you watched that flop copter until it gained altitude."

"I was really turned on while she was pegging me but i was still spinning a flop copter the whole time."

Dap

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The act of a man giving another man sexual gratification through oral means.

I get dap from my boys in the back of the club.

ha-sip ha-sip

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

ha-sip ha-sip :Thai/ English expression means 50-50

Is that a girl or a guy?
hmmm... ha-sip ha-sip
arggh ladyboy!