Urban Dictionary

SHNARCUP

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

a sneeze, hiccup, and a fart happening all at once. it is not a pleasant feeling.

dude, last night i had a shnarcup, it was hella painful.

Gimpy Pirate

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate

Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.

unman

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A man who has lost his manhood. Not a woman, not a man. an unman.

1: "What happened to Tom?"
2:"He's an unman now."

food crawl

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Food crawl (n). a multi-stop investigation of the best restaurants, meals, or specific item on the menu. Food crawls may last a few or much longer depending on the type of crawl.

“Bro, let’s do a taco food crawl next week and find the best carnitas in town.”

drunkios

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A delicious concoction of Spaghetti-Os and macaroni and cheese. Invented in 2008 in Northern California. Only okay to eat if you are intoxicated in some way.

I'm hella faded... let's enjoy some Drunkios!!

Pabst

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Sure, it's a cheap beer and probably not the best-tasting, but it goes down smooth, gets me drunk, and still leaves me with enough money for food. I actually find the taste crisp and better than other cheap beers.

"I can't believe you're drinking that piss-water called Pabst. You should drink Guinness like real men."

Me - "I probably would if your six-pack of Guinness didn't cost as much as a case of Pabst."

Mythical Beastiality

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When a human engages in sexual intercourse with a mythical beast.

Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.

waterballoon

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A secret codeword for condoms, used in times when the word condom is not suitable for use. Such as in the company.

John: Hey, you got the 'waterballoons'.
Matt: Oh yeah!

fiir

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Typically used in SMS/shorthand to mean "Fuck if I remember."

Person:Do you know that chick's name from last night?

You: Fuck if I remember(fiir).

drama blackhole

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.

"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"

In The Night Garden

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A children's show similar to Teletubbies, Boohbah or Yo Gabba Gabba. It doesn't seem to teach young kids anything besides making silly noises.

The 'heroes' (if you can call them that) are three weird creatures that look as if they come from Planet Uranus: Iggle-Piggle, Upsy-Daisy and Makka-Pakka. When the show ends, all the blobby things come out and dance then go to bed. It even makes the toughest people want to cry.

In The Night Garden should be shown only at mental hospitals.

Mellow American

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The politically correct term for someone who would formerly be referred to as a "Hippie".

My neighbors were Mellow Americans in their day. Their children are named Flower, Earth and Rainbow. Plus, they drive a Volvo and own a Volkswagen Bus.

bissle

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Condensed form of Bat Shit Crazy Lady. Essentially BSCL will sound like bissle when said quickly.

1. Man, my boyfriend's ex is such a bissle. She calls him like ten times a day and acts like he belongs to her.

2. That bissle totally ended up talking smack about me when I started dating him.

Tired High

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When one person is to a point of being so tired, that there mind is half way between dream world and reality, causing them to possibly see things that aren’t there or say things they normally wouldn't

"Hey, why did you say you wanted to eat my cat last night?"

"Sorry, I didn't mean it, I was tired high... couldn't get much sleep."

pre-gold digging

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

The act of going after a man who is not yet rich and successful but has great potential. Therefore, it will seem as if you are interested in his personality while your true interests lie in his future riches.

Ex: I ride the engineering busses around campus because I'm trying to do some pre-gold digging.

Chilean

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

1. Someone who comes from the South American country Chile

2. Awesome person

Chileans are the coolest people ever, i wish i was Chilean too.

are you shitting on my dick?!

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

dome slut

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

a girl who likes to give oral sex

shady] that girl nicole v gave dude so much dome she was to full to go eat

koolaid] yeah tht bitch is a dome slut tht loves blacks

Twitard

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Twilight Retard; an overly obsessed Twilight fan

She is such a twitard she not only believes in vampires, she believes they sparkle.

Rawr

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A misspelling of the word "roar," mostly used by 12-15 year old kids on internet chat rooms and forums. It is a part of the vocabulary of annoying kiddies who like to talk about how "randumz" they are with their "FRANNS" in a desperate plea for attention. It does not mean "I love you" in dinosaur.

Ex. 1

14 Year Old Douchenozzle: Rawwrrrrr I eat teh poptartz all of teh dayzzzzz!!!!

Ex. 2

14 Year Old Douchenozzle: Rawr!
Regular Guy: Okay, I will rid myself of your territory, because that is what rawr means, not "I love you."

amonokerist

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

One who believes that unicorns do not exist. More generally, an atheist that considers the proof that a deity exists to be no more convincing than the proof that a unicorn exists.

<From Greek a = not, monokeros = unicorn (mono = one, keros = horn), ist = adherent in a belief>

The word atheist seemed too absolute, so I decided to use the term "amonokerist" to describe myself.

e-bonics

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Completely unrelated to 'Ebonics', E-bonics are the words and abbreviations that are only used between people when they are on the internet or texting.

"lulz u see teh patriots epic fail? gg belicheat ftl"
"wtf did you just say to me? I don't know e-bonics"

"z0mg zerg rush ^_^;;"
"wut? korean e-bonics is way different than regular e-bonics"

"idk my bff jill?"
"god dammit i hate when commercials use e-bonics"

Clued-in

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Opposite of "Clueless."

Knowing, in the loop; in possession of the right information.

His mother thought she was Clued-in, but she really knew nothing about what the kids were doing.

twig

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A small stick.

By extension of this, someone who is bone-thin, usually unattractively so, whether they are naturally that thin or not.

Usually accompanied by chicken legs and a lack of booty in both sexes, a lack of muscle tone in males, and a lack of breasts and hips and curves in females.

Also see Twiggy, legendary 1960s supermodel who idealized this androgynous, starving waif look.

"I'm not a twig and I refuse to be."
-Kate Winslet

This little twig is my granddaughter? Aren't you feeding her?! She looks like a swizzle stick!

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