Urban Dictionary

Crock punch

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.

"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."

Taint Blossom

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

Lol corner

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A specific corner where the activity of loling occurs.
The lol corner can also be expressed by the phrase "Get in the corner and lol", that corner therefore becoming the lol corner, the location where all future loling in a corner will occur.

The lol corner is usually expressed when engaged with a loved one and you are considering a sexual activity,
A. Make out
B. Run your hands over them
C. Get in the corner and lol.

Guy#1: "So what did you do with your girlfriend last night?"
Guy#2: "We decided to get in the corner and lol."
Guy#1: "So that corner is now your lol corner?"
Guy#2: "It most certainly is."
Guy#1: "You didn't want to make out?"
Guy#2: "No...the lol corner is more fun."

shloop

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

What you are doing right now if you are trying to figure out what the word SHLOOP means. I mean REALLY, is the Urban Dictionary the BEST place to learn the meaning of a word!?

You are SHLOOPING your time & intelligence by reading this right now!

You should SHLOOP back to what you were doing and stop looking up the word SHLOOP!

Don't you have anything better to do than to SHLOOP your time reading this?

Why are you STILL reading this? You are totally SHLOOPing your time. Go play Wii.

Browery

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A location(oftentimes a bar)where straight dudes go to meet new straight dudes.

Dude, lets go down to that new browery and meet some new bros.

established

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

it's like accomplished, but it's established.
meant to be used in place of accomplished and yes.

Jimmy drops his pencil but somehow relieves it's fall by catching it with his foot.
Jimmy says : Pencil saving has been established

chocatanque

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A huge bowel movement big enough to practically make your plumbing or septic tank crash. It is the combination of the spanish words choca - which means "hit" or "crash" - and the word tanque - which means "tank." Pronounced "cho-cah-tohn-keh"

"After Thanksgiving Dinner, I had to go to the bathroom and drop a big ol' chocatanque."

"Dude took a chocatanque so big that they had to call Roto-Rooter to fix the plumbing."

Horny-be

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The colloquial term for the Australian suburb of Horsnby. Is often refered to when going to Hornsby Shops.

Sarah and I are heading up to Horny-be this avo.

Nicki Minaj

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

The best female rapper ever. Often called the femal version of Lil Wayne.

Nicki Minaj is the baddest bitch.

Gem Job

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Is when you ask for your check at a restaurant and the server climbs up on your table and spells out your total with her feces

I went to a place in the poconos and this waitress shit on my table,, oh shit son, you got a gem job kid,, damnnnnnnn boooyeeee!

campfaced

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

To be extremely drunk while camping.

We're going to get campfaced this weekend.

pop it

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A variation of daps in which one person extends a closed fist, and the second person slaps the top of the fist.
This gesture is used when a comeback is so good that daps simply isn't enough.

"Oh by the way, you got a letter from Denda."
"Denda?"
"De-end-a my DICK, nigga!... POP IT!"

Oliver

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A male orange tabby cat. Olivers are gentle, loving, goofy, and adorable. They love to play tug of war, jump up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.

Olivers are the best kitties ever. If one wants to adopt you, let him. You won't regret it.

That Oliver is such a kitty. He's a real good one.

It's my turn to have the Oliver. He's been cuddling with you all night.

The Oliver shows his love by kneading and suckling.

Gromnir

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

1. A certain individual whose mother (or father) happens to look like or be an orc. It is colloquially used as an insult for the mere though of having intercourse with a tusked orc is quite insane.

2. A person with no brains at all, who wishes to inflict harm upon another human. See also zombie

3. A creature that lives in salt-marshs and rock cliffs, feeding primarily upon crabs. The gromnir is a peaceful creature, and is very intellegent. They are preyed upon by "Vermicious Knids". They are incredibly rare and seeing one is considered fantastic luck.

1. "Shut the hell up you dumb gromnir!"

2. "Look out, the gromnirs are attacking!"

3. "LOOK! Over near those cliffs, its a gromnir! Good luck for the rest of the year is ours!"

cyber ship

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Noun: The computer or laptop or any other device used to cruise the internet.

Is that your notebook? Yup, it's fast and it serves as my cyber ship that I use to surf the web.

TyShaunda

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

A very beautiful girl. She's smart and very intelligent. Not to mention a girl that has a big booty!

TyShaunda is so fine!

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