Urban Word of the Day

Highlingual

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

The belief that, when high, you can speak two or more languages

Can be actual knowledge of the language that was forgotten but was remembered because your high. Or a completely false belief (when their translation has nothing to do with the actual translation)

A "Como estas"
B "Bien y tu?"
A "You speak spanish?!"
B "I do when im high"
A "Ah, so your highlingual"

OR

A "Como estas"
B "Si mucho por favor'
A "What?.."
B "I said im high too. You must not know that im highlingual'

Riker's Beard

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

"Man, Dollhouse really pulled a Riker's Beard last week with that awesome episode."

crack is whack

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

A term coined by Whitney Houston in an interview by Barbara Walters. Whitney Houston was denying her drug addiction by citing the simple fact that she can afford to do BETTER drugs.

"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. Okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack." Whitney Houston

bacon tetris

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.

I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.

Social Bully

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

A person who demands everyone's attendance at events and will not take "no" for an answer. Also, this person tends to discourage people from leaving social events and interrogates them as to the reason for the departure

Person 1: Are you going to happy hour?

Person 2: I wasn't planning on it but I didn't have a good excuse and Kristin wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

Person 1: She's such a social bully.

coffee face

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

Porn Mode

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.

Porn Mode Coming to Firefox