Urban Word of the Day

spit take

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.

"He did a spit take when she told him she was pregnant."

expiration chug

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

darth breather

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.

Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.

Palintologist

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?

Bike-Curious

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.

Jim dreams of buying a Harley someday; Jim is bike-curious.

gaydar detector

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.

Les's gaydar detector was going crazy when she drove to Laramie.

Weiner Cousins

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.