Urban Word of the Day

panda eyes

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes

1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes.

2. Dude, how stoned are you, you have massive panda eyes

hang under

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.

Yeah I just had 2 beers last night and went to sleep at ten, woke up with a great hang under.

shower fluffer

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

Moms

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

Smellucination

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.

"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".

yellow carded

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

kardash

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.

I'll see you in a kardash!!

My summer this year is only a kardash.

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.