Urban Word of the Day

501k

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans.

“Sorry, bro, can’t go drinking tonight, the wife raided my 501k.”

Petri Douche

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.

Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.

Haters Gonna Hate

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of another's negative comment towards the original person.

*Guy 1 is walking down the street and passes Guy 2*

Guy 2: Why are you so ugly?

Guy 1: Haters Gonna Hate. *Keeps on walking*

Dude 1: Hey Fatty!

Dude 2: Haters Gonna Hate

eye broccoli

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

(how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant

barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"

marshall: "my new assistant"

fartriloquism

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.

A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"

"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."

open relationship

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.

Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.

Congressional Review

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.

How tough will the upgrade be?
I'm not too sure, I only gave the guide a Congressional Review.