Urban Word of the Day

Voteflake

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800

Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.

After over 50 cases brought before, and thrown out of, US courts, including the Supreme Court, hundreds of Trump supporters, claiming to be a million supporters, continued to cry and protest and chant outside the White House, like a bunch of voteflakes.

21

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800

The age at which one is finally considered human.

fuck donald trump

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800

Fuck Donald trump, AKA the worst president ever.

"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"

motherhood statement

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800

A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?

Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.

Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!

Smooth Brain

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

microcough

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

Take a Trump

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.