Urban Word of the Day

Unload the groceries

Thu, 13 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0700

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

net neutrality

Wed, 12 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0700

An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

You sir, are an idiot!

Side Daddy

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0700

When someone has a sugar daddy and they have a side sugar daddy to get more money.

"Britany, my side daddy just bought me a new purse."

I just think it's funny how

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0700

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

sleeping condiments

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0700

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

Living rent free

Sat, 08 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0700

When you are always thinking about someone.

Girl you living rent free in my head.

Remasculate

Fri, 07 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0700

The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.

God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.